The Astonishing Plaquistadore #1 – Sweet Sister Funk

september 14, 2013

First of all. My dearest Janne aka. Sweet Sister Funk. Congratulations with your birthday. I am grateful and honored to spend my day with you here in Brooklyn!

1 Year ago, the Plaquerobot was so lucky to celebrate the joint 30th anniversary of its manufacturing, and her birthday. Back then we threw one hell of a party back in Nørrebro at the House of Bjelkes Alle; The Head Quarter Numero 1 and official lair of the Plaquerobot.

Today I´m so fortunate to spend my day in her wonderful company with her awesome friends, and in commemoration of her birthday I have decided to rerelease a mixtape dedicated to this amazing being. This is the first time that the Plaque Robot recycles stuff, but my decks are 3843,22 miles away, so whats a Bot to do! However I have contacted my buddies at Dolby Digital and as the true artist that I am, i had my boys sittin´ up all night working on refining this dope shit. So I am proud to present; “Ode to Sweet Sister Funk” rereleased mixtape in Dolby Digital 7.1 (For all you newcomers to my blog I usually make a mixtape to share all the cool Hertz and beats of the world. Click or download mixtape in the end of this post)

Programme for The Plaquerobot for today in Bed-Stuy, Brooklyn 11206 (Hoppy beer is involved in 78% of this programme):

Remove my high powered cord from my ass, after a much needed rest due to the remaining jet lag. Damn you Zendium
Have my first daily intake of 164oz of coffee (Some coffee company please sponsor me!!!)
Make breakfeast and chill in the backyard of HQ#3 – Home of the Sweet Sister Funk
Write this post…
Bake a cake, and present my present for Sweet Sister Funk; A paid for leg wax, possibly with chocolate involved!
Participate in our block party. This is the weather for today http://www.weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/graph/Brooklyn+NY+11206:4:US
Razz a lot of people (again for all you newcomers to the Plaquerobot; To Razz somebody is to confuse people with my parallel universes. A tactic known as divide the mind and conquer the soul with peace, laughter and a certain amount of Plogic. The Razz is the only known link between Rasmus Petrussen and The Plaquerobot
BBQ some lovely food with friends
Head out to Sugarhiill Disco and play some records and dance my screws loose
Razz some more folks
Dance, Dance, Dance
Head back to HQ#3 and wire my self up for a good night rest – Ready for crate diggin on sunday in Williamsburg!